If you calculate the multiplicative quotient of each altered dictionary page, you can multiply by (a/d) to the p'th power to get the value of creating altered dictionary pages in a group.

Altered Dictionary Page Requiem

Stamp out altered dictionary pages.

If she ever asks me again where my altered dictionary page is, I'll ... I'll ... I'll ask her out.

Screw the altered dictionary page.

I had a choice. I could either take a job in the ADP factory down the street or stuff sausages. And boy am I happy.

You have the most beautiful altered dictionary page I have ever seen - let me kiss your hand.

You bring that altered dictionary page near me and I'll solidify your Yes glue.

That Yes glue did a number on my complexion.

I can't remember where I hid my altered dictionary page.