Hmmm ... so tell me again -- if I do an altered dictionary page, you'll give me how many females?

Delivering the award to the Altered Dictionary Page Contest winner.

You want ME to make an altered dictionary page? Absolutely not!

In all the world, there is no finer peace than creating an altered dictionary page.

After working on altered dictionary pages, I got colitis and I've never been the same since.

Oh, I see it! I see it! Altered Dictionary Page Island ... where everyone's in heaven making ADPs all day!

Of course you can make an altered dictionary page. Many people your age have completed them. They're dead now but that doesn't matter.

Along with heiroglyphics, they also left evidence of altered dictionary pages.

Look, Cheetah! It's the Land of the Altered Dictionary Page!

If she hadn't made me do an altered dictionary page, I'd be doing something productive right now.