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when do you write off an ejaculate?

at a salon recently, my new acquaintance spoke that sentence to me.

if I hadn't been talking to an accountant, I would've taken a few steps back. instead, I said, "do you realize how long I've been waiting to meet someone who could utter that statement honestly while discussing their line of work?"

sperm banks need accountants too.



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