as my friend and I were discussing some new process we were going to use to make our latest invention, he set his sandwich down on its end.

I forgot what we were talking about as I doubled over laughing.

some people just do what's required in life to get the job done.

and some of us laugh at them.

he did not want to be associated online forever and ever with this stand-up sandwich routine and agreed that I could post this picture if I chopped his head off.