The Benders doily show is now over.

I heard something like this from Lisa as she delivered my doilies to me:

Um, I have all your doilies but ... um ... well ... there was a minor mishap with your small penis prayer flags. Seems the bar hosted an evening of jello fights and ... well ... the pieces got gooed up a bit with jello stains. They've offered to pay for your piece.

Me: Are you kidding? I want the sticky evidence for a good story!

And there you have it.