while viewing a friend's art show with her, she commented on one particular piece, "My mom doesn't like that one. She thinks it looks like a scrotum."

I was thinking, yeah, aren't they fun to watch and play with? but my friend is a new friend and a lesbian and I took a few more seconds to decide just what to say, if anything. besides, we were talking about her art.

then my friend turned to me and said, "Could you imagine having something like that hanging off you all the time?!"