overheard at a coffee shop: "Sherry wants to get an outie. I think they look great. Charles is very happy with his – no problems."

I’m thinking, oh no, not that belly button surgery that’s all the rage now. I can’t believe people will pay thousands to have plastic surgery on their belly buttons to get whatever’s cool – is it innies? Outies? I don’t know. but I do know that mine is so sensitive that no one’s getting near it except with the lightest most absolute feathery touch, and surely no needles to anesthesize it or cut it up. Yikes!

"But I don’t think that’s a good choice for Sherry. She just beats up on cars."