A good friend just referred to me as the Betsy Ross of genitalia. I thought that was too funny to keep to myself. Thanks, Will Davis! With his permission, I posted his full name. I promise you I don't reveal any of my sources without their permission so feel free to contact me. I know how weird this world can be with this subject matter. Ooh, you said genitalia! nya nya. it's not worth some of those fights. but let's have the conversation somehow anyway, yeah?