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I want an outie

overheard at a coffee shop: "Sherry wants to get an outie. I think they look great. Charles is very happy with his Ė no problems."

Iím thinking, oh no, not that belly button surgery thatís all the rage now. I canít believe people will pay thousands to have plastic surgery on their belly buttons to get whateverís cool Ė is it innies? Outies? I donít know. but I do know that mine is so sensitive that no oneís getting near it except with the lightest most absolute feathery touch, and surely no needles to anesthesize it or cut it up. Yikes!

"But I donít think thatís a good choice for Sherry. She just beats up on cars."


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